The dancers finished thier set, and one immediately strolled over to o…

Janet Evanovich
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The dancers finished thier set, and one immediately strolled over to our table and straddled Ranger. Want a private party? she asked. Not tonight, Ranger said. He handed her a twenty, and she left. What about the cat-feeding theory? I asked him. Out the window. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2009). Lean Mean Thirteen, p.207, Macmillan
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