Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to yo…

Janet Evanovich
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Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2007). More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and Hot Six, p.380, Macmillan
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Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2007). More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and Hot Six, p.380, Macmillan

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