Janet EvanovichAny intelligent woman would have made a dignified retreat, but this was New Jersey, where dignity always runs a poor second to the pleasure of getting in someone's face. ✨ J… ▶371Death
Janet EvanovichYou deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg was because you panicked and tripped over your own feet. ✨ Janet Evanovich… ▶371Death
Janet EvanovichRanger sent us to check on you, Hal said. We just got here, and we heard shots. Some moron ate my jelly doughnut, Lula said. So I shot him. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2010). Sizzlin… ▶361Humanity
Janet EvanovichShirley's gonna be pissed, Gazarra said. She hates when I get shot. To my recollection, the only other time Gazarra was shot was when he was playing quick draw in the police stati… ▶373ReadingTime
Janet EvanovichYou've been busy using your breaking and entering skills, I said. I just enter. I don't usually break. You broke down Pitch's door. Lost my temper. -Ranger and Stephanie351Thought
Janet EvanovichI have bad car juju. -Stephanie Plum351Truth
Janet Evanovich[Stephanie Plum]Jeez. No True Love [Grandma Mazur] There's always been true love, but in my day, you either talked yourself into thinking you had it, or you talked yourself into t… ▶351LoveThoughtTruth
Janet EvanovichYou gonna take the case? It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of. You're gonna have a devil of a time finding him if it was aliens, Grandma said. ✨ Janet Evanovich (… ▶373Time
Janet EvanovichIf I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead!341Death
Janet EvanovichI wasn't sure exactly how prostitutes determined price, but if men bought hookers by the pound, these two would be doing okay. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2011). Stephanie Plum One, … ▶341Death
Janet EvanovichHe’s sort of a homeless horse,” I said. “I’m leaving for the airport in two seconds, and I won’t be back for a couple days. You can put the horse in the garage, but I don’t want t… ▶374Hope
Janet EvanovichNo one expected a first year engineering student to build the perfect bridge. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2011). Stephanie Plum One, Two, Three: One for the Money, Two for the Dough,… ▶341Death
Janet EvanovichHe had a body like batman ✨ Janet Evanovich (2011). Explosive Eighteen: A Stephanie Plum Novel, p.30, Bantam374Reading
Janet EvanovichI stuck my tongue out at him because I was feeling exceptionall mature.374Politics
Janet EvanovichGrandma Mazur stood two feet back from my mother. I gotta get me a pair if those, she said, eyeballing my shorts. I've still got pretty good legs, you know. She raised her skirt a… ▶342Thought
Janet EvanovichCute? I think my testosterone level just dropped - Ranger353Thought
Janet EvanovichRomance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the pea… ▶364LifeLoveReading
Janet EvanovichOmygod, I haven’t got years. I’ll have to hide in the Bat Cave.” “Once you go to the Bat Cave it’s forever, babe.” Eeek.364Thought
Janet EvanovichTurns out, that's how it is with weddings. You just keep getting in deeper and deeper until you want to throw up.353Thought
Janet EvanovichIs that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head. Eddie DeChooch375Death
Janet EvanovichGo figure that. Joseph Morelli with a house, a dog, a steady job, and an SUV. And on odd days of the month he woke up wanting to marry me. It turns out want to marry him on even d… ▶364Time
Janet EvanovichMrs. Zuppa was coming in from bingo just as I was leaving the building. Looks like you're going to work, she said, leaning heavily on her cane. What are you packin'? A thirty-eigh… ▶331Life
Janet EvanovichThat's one of the things I like about Mary Lou. She's willing to believe the worst about anyone. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2007). More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and H… ▶331Life
Janet EvanovichLots of times I'm not crazy about the writing, but I keep moving ahead and somehow it gets better. The important thing is to move forward. ✨ Janet Evanovich, Ina Yalof (2006… ▶375Time
Janet EvanovichMy mother drove back to the intersection. Who are you dating? Don't ask, I said. I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2010). Hard Eight:… ▶332Reading
Janet EvanovichMorelli beeped his truck unlocked. “If you’re looking for your rent-a-cop, I told Ranger you’d be with me this morning.” “Did he make you take a blood oath that you’d protect me?”… ▶321Truth
Janet EvanovichYou know what this is? Lula said. This here's plane rage. Plane rage isn't allowed. It got taken off the allowed activities list along with eating. If you make a scene they'll hua… ▶376Humanity
Janet EvanovichDo you have someone watching her house?” (Stephanie) “That kind of surveillance only happens in the movies. We’re so underbudgeted we’re one step away from holding bake sales to p… ▶365Reading
Janet EvanovichOh, for God's sake, I said. Just give me the stupid thing. I took the panic button and stuck it into my Super Sexy Miracle Bra. GPS, Ranger said to Morelli. Probably I can find he… ▶376Hope
Janet EvanovichThe note wasn't signed, but I could tell it was from Morelli by the way my nipples got hard.376Humor
