Mark TwainHumor is tragedy plus time.391HumorTime
John LennonI want it to sound like an orange.371Humor
Tyler PerryFocus on one thing, make it your priority, and stick with it no matter what!371Humor
Wanda RutkiewiczEach climber loses one finger or toe once in a while. This is a small but important reason for Polish climbers success. Western climbers haven't lost as many fingers or toes.371Humor
Ben BernankeThe sources of deflation are not a mystery. Deflation is in almost all cases a side effect of a collapse of aggregate demand.. a drop in spending so severe that producers must cut… ▶371Humor
HomerThe wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoke… ▶371Humor
BromDemon or not, it didn't matter, suffering was everywhere he looked.371Humor
Kelly LinkThere was something about clowns that was worse than zombies. (Or maybe something that was the same. When you see a zombie, you want to laugh at first. When you see a clown, most … ▶371HumanityHumor
Raymond CarverThere was this funny thing of anything could happen now that we realized everything had. ✨ Raymond Carver (2015). What We Talk About When We Talk About Love, p.28, Vintage371HumorLove
Natsuki TakayaIt's you, so I feel that a person who will understand you, a person who will find you is waiting out there. So just keep on trying your best.371Humor
Jimmy BoydI saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast a… ▶371HumorThought
Evelyn UnderhillDelicate humor is the crowning virtue of the saints.371Humor
Kathy ReichsWe did just leave an insane asylum,” Hi agreed. “For all we know, Chance spend his nights dancing naked with sock puppets, plotting to invade Canada.371Humor
Baltasar GracianKnow or listen to those who know.371Humor
Teri GarrYou have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.371Humor
Tina FeyIf you want to be a screenwriter, take an acting class to get a sense of what you're asking actors to do. Learning other skills will help you communicate with people and respect w… ▶371HumanityHumor
Elizabeth ITo be a king and wear a crown is a thing more glorious to them that see it than it is pleasant to them that bear it. ✨ 1601 Address to parliament. Quoted in G R Elton Renais… ▶371Humor
Albert EinsteinWhoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. ✨ Albert Einstein (2010). The Ultimate Quotable Einstein, … ▶371HumorTruth
Rufus SewellI do as much comedy as I possibly can but I'm basically limited by the imagination of the secretaries who make the decisions. ✨ Biography/Personal Quotes. www.imdb.com.371Humor
Jennifer EspositoYou want a lesson? I'll give you a lesson. How about a geography lesson? My father's from Puerto Rico. My mother's from El Salvador. And neither one of those is Mexico.371Humor
Ralph Waldo EmersonWhy has my motley diary no jokes? Because it is a soliloquy and every man is grave alone. ✨ Ralph Waldo Emerson, Walt McLaughlin (2010). The Laws of Nature: Excerpts from th… ▶371HumorPoliticsReading
Samantha PowerPresident Reagan, of course, did more than any other person to entrench the Republican reputation for toughness on national security.371Humor
Ron PaulEveryone assumes America must play the leading role in crafting some settlement or compromise between the Israelis and the Palestinians. But Jefferson, Madison, and Washington exp… ▶371Humor
Friedrich NietzscheHe who would learn to fly one day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. ✨ Friedrich Nietzsche (1977). The Portable Niet… ▶393Humor
Dick DaleI almost had to have my leg amputated because of an infection.371Humor
Leon TrotskyHistory has different yardsticks for the cruelty of the Northerners and the cruelty of the Southerners in the Civil War. A slave-owner who through cunning and violence shackles a … ▶371Humor
Richard Brinsley SheridanBe just before you are generous. ✨ Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1781). The School for Scandal; a Comedy: As it is Performed at the Theatres-Royal, in London and Dublin, p.51371Humor
Mignon McLaughlinAll love is probationary, a fact which frightens women and exhilarates men. ✨ Mignon McLaughlin (2014). Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin, p.33, BookBaby371HumorLoveReading
Carl ReinerA fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we … ▶371HumorThought
RihannaGod just has a way of working things out the way he wants to and you have no say in that.371Humor
