I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. …

Jimmy Boyd
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been. If daddy had only seen. mommy kissing Santa Claus, last night. ✨ Song: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
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