You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The on…

Janet Evanovich
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You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg was because you panicked and tripped over your own feet. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2011). Stephanie Plum One, Two, Three: One for the Money, Two for the Dough, Three to Get Deadly, p.27, Simon and Schuster
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You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg was because you panicked and tripped over your own feet. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2011). Stephanie Plum One, Two, Three: One for the Money, Two for the Dough, Three to Get Deadly, p.27, Simon and Schuster

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