I'd slept with Ranger! Not sexually, of course. But I'd been in his be…

Janet Evanovich
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I'd slept with Ranger! Not sexually, of course. But I'd been in his bed. And then there was the evil shower gel. It was all because of the shower gel, I said. Morelli's eyes narrowed. Shower gel? I made a major effort not to sigh. Long story. You probably don't want to hear it. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2010). Ten Big Ones: A Stephanie Plum Novel, p.262, Macmillan
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