Turns out, that's how it is with weddings. You just keep getting in de…

Janet Evanovich
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Turns out, that's how it is with weddings. You just keep getting in deeper and deeper until you want to throw up.
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Turns out, that's how it is with weddings. You just keep getting in deeper and deeper until you want to throw up.

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