Shirley's gonna be pissed, Gazarra said. She hates when I get shot. To…

Janet Evanovich
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Shirley's gonna be pissed, Gazarra said. She hates when I get shot. To my recollection, the only other time Gazarra was shot was when he was playing quick draw in the police station elevator and his gun accidentally discharged. The bullet ricocheted off the elevator wall and lodged in Gazarra's right buttock. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2010). Ten Big Ones: A Stephanie Plum Novel, p.37, Macmillan
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