Truth is, I think naked men are kind of strange looking what with thei…

Janet Evanovich
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Truth is, I think naked men are kind of strange looking what with their doodles and ding-dong hanging loose like they do. Nevertheless, there's the curiosity thing. I guess it's another one of those car crash experiences, where you feel compelled to look even if you know you'll be horrified. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2010). Seven Up: A Stephanie Plum Novel, p.160, Macmillan
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