Go figure that. Joseph Morelli with a house, a dog, a steady job, and …

Janet Evanovich
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Go figure that. Joseph Morelli with a house, a dog, a steady job, and an SUV. And on odd days of the month he woke up wanting to marry me. It turns out want to marry him on even days of the month, so to date we've been spared commitment. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2010). Eleven on Top, p.21, Macmillan
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Go figure that. Joseph Morelli with a house, a dog, a steady job, and an SUV. And on odd days of the month he woke up wanting to marry me. It turns out want to marry him on even days of the month, so to date we've been spared commitment. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2010). Eleven on Top, p.21, Macmillan

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