If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your hou…

Janet Evanovich
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If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead!
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If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead!

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