Kevin HearneNo worries, Atticus. I will snarf surreptitiously. And I should get bacon, because my adverb was two syllables longer than yours, plus a bonus for alliteration. I grinned. It's a … ▶371Reading
Kevin HearneNo, she knows you're here. She can see through the camouflage. But I think she's hiding something from me, and I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. Never mind. Just listen. Onc… ▶371Thought
Kevin HearneThat’s what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting inside.” I’ve run into some of those at the dog park, Oberon said. They’re usually attached to Chihuahua… ▶371Reading
Kevin Hearneits difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer. ✨ Kevin Hearne (2012). Trapped: The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book Five, p.126, Del Rey351Reading
Kevin HearneThat is a noble idea, though I think it far to generous, Jupiter said. Once a decade should be sufficient. I would rather be too generous than not in such cases. As you wish. [One… ▶373LoveReadingThought
Kevin HearneFor me, the times I always regret are missed opportunities to say farewell to good people, to wish them long life and say to them in all sincerity, You build and do not destroy; y… ▶341HumanityLifeReading
Kevin HearneIf I waved that in front of a museum curator, he'd promptly lose control of his salivary glands. ✨ Kevin Hearne (2014). The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hex… ▶374Reading
Kevin HearneWooo!’ he said, slamming his shot glass down and coughing a bit. ‘That’s good stuff.’ I agreed heartily. ‘Shall we do another one?’ I asked. ‘Oh no,’ Jesus said quietly, his eyes … ▶342LoveReading
Kevin HearneThe royal hound's belly demands rubbing. Step lively, humans, neglect me not. ~Oberon364Humanity
Kevin HearneDruid log July 15: Dark elves are not only quick and efficient killers, but creative and pyrotechnically inclined ones. ✨ Kevin Hearne (2012). Trapped: The Iron Druid Chroni… ▶343Reading
Kevin HearneGods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history. Atticus O'Sullivan365Humanity
Kevin HearneNot everyone can be bribed with meat, Oberon. They Can't? Oh! you mean they're vegetarian. No, they eat meat. It just doesn't sway their decision making process. Well that... that… ▶333Reading
Kevin HearneGranuaile looked terminally depressed when she emerged from the bathroom with raven hair and, as a result rather Goth by accident. She didn't want to get her picture taken. Aughh!… ▶367HopeReading
Kevin HearneShe didn't go all fangirl on anyone, but I suspect that's only because none of them bore the slightest resemblance to Nathan Fillion. ✨ Kevin Hearne (2012). Trapped: The Iro… ▶378Reading
Kevin HearneWisdom eludes me yet, but foolishness I captured long ago and to this day it is my constant companion, though many people consider me wise. ✨ Kevin Hearne (2014). The Iron D… ▶323HumanityPhilosophyReading
Kevin HearneMr. Tall, Blonde and Lightning ✨ Kevin Hearne (2011). Hexed: The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book Two, p.112, Del Rey312Reading
Kevin HearneThank you, Morrigan. This is very helpful, I said, already feeling myself warming up. And delivered to me entirely without pain. The Morrigan sucker-punched me hard in the face, s… ▶323ReadingSadness
Kevin HearneHow would you take care of it?” I asked. He shrugged. “I know some ghouls. I make a couple calls, the guys come over for dinner, problem solved.” “They can put away nine whole gia… ▶335Reading
Kevin HearneBullshit, as you Americans say. He's Irish. The Irish say bullshit too. ✨ Kevin Hearne (2011). Hexed: The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book Two, p.114, Del Rey335Reading
Kevin HearneI can't spend too much time in the forests because I invariably leave traces-ridiculously happy trees, basically, since I'm the last Druid in the world and they tend to geek out l… ▶336ReadingTime
Kevin HearneBrighid’s eyes flashed with a blue flame, and I wondered if she had learned to do that just so she could compete with the Morrigan’s red flashes. Maybe I should try to figure out … ▶3710DeathReading
Kevin HearneHere is how you know someone has had a good idea: Other people freely admit to their friends that said idea has changed their lives. Most people today will grant that fire and the… ▶325HumanityReadingThought
Kevin HearneTurns out that once you kill a god, people want to talk to you. Paranormal insurance salesmen with special godslayer term life policies. Charlatan's with godproof armor and extrap… ▶304HumanityLifeReading
Kevin HearneOh, I know. They’re dwarfs pretending to be elves. No, they’re not dwarfs either. Okay, okay, they’re “little people,” I’m sorry! Can’t believe I have to be politically correct wh… ▶3610HumanityPoliticsReading
Kevin HearneYou don't need to say any special incantation or sacrifice a stray cat or something first? ✨ Kevin Hearne (2014). The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Ha… ▶326Reading
Kevin HearneThat's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous. ✨ Kevin Hearne (2011). Hammered (with bonus short story): The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book Three, p.51,… ▶271Reading
Kevin HearneFlidais clapped her hands in delight. Oh, I bet he nearly shat kine! That made me laugh - I hadn't heard that expression in a long, long time. I refrained from telling her that th… ▶359HumorReadingTime
Kevin HearneThere is always a price to pay for badassery. Neo was a badass in the Matrix and the Matrix Reloaded, but the price he had to pay was The Matrix Revolutions. ✨ Kevin Hearne … ▶261Reading
Kevin HearneBring it,muthafuckas.Bring it. ✨ Kevin Hearne (2012). The Iron Druid Chronicles Starter Pack 3-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, p.204, Del Rey316Reading
Kevin HearneAs any war veteran will tell you, there is a vast difference between preparing for battle and actually facing battle for the first time. You can be told that reading Victor Hugo w… ▶338ReadingTime
