If I waved that in front of a museum curator, he'd promptly lose contr…

Kevin Hearne
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If I waved that in front of a museum curator, he'd promptly lose control of his salivary glands. ✨ Kevin Hearne (2014). The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted, p.410, Del Rey
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If I waved that in front of a museum curator, he'd promptly lose control of his salivary glands. ✨ Kevin Hearne (2014). The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted, p.410, Del Rey

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