Kevin Hearne
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Granuaile looked terminally depressed when she emerged from the bathroom with raven hair and, as a result rather Goth by accident. She didn't want to get her picture taken. Aughh! she said miserably, looking in the vanity mirror in the truck of the cab and fingering a wavy curl near her temple. This sucks more than anything has ever sucked before. You know what we look like? A couple of emo douche bags. Well, look at the bright side, Granuaile. Emo Douche Bags would be a great band name. [That's brilliant! It's already the unofficial name of more bands than I can count.]

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