It's the twenty-first century. I told Tank. Women drive. Only in my be…

Janet Evanovich
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It's the twenty-first century. I told Tank. Women drive. Only in my bed, Tank said. Never in my car. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2008). To the Nines, p.220, Macmillan
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