Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of wo…

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Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information which is how I got a good job in journalism. ✨ Dave Barry (2009). Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus, p.48, Ballantine Books
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Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information which is how I got a good job in journalism. ✨ Dave Barry (2009). Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus, p.48, Ballantine Books

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