I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people…

Dave Barry
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I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss. ✨ Dave Barry (2010). Dave Barry in Cyberspace, p.50, Ballantine Books
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I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss. ✨ Dave Barry (2010). Dave Barry in Cyberspace, p.50, Ballantine Books

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