European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans us…

Dave Barry
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European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing throughout soccer matches. ✨ Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need. Book by Dave Barry, 1991.
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European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing throughout soccer matches. ✨ Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need. Book by Dave Barry, 1991.

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