If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has…

Dave Barry
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If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' ✨ Dave Barry (1999). Dave Barry Turns 50, Random House Digital, Inc.
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