Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles pe…

Dave Barry
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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. ✨ Dave Barry (2009). Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus, p.104, Ballantine Books
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