Someone was tapping on the window. ✨ 'I woke up in a cell covered…

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Someone was tapping on the window. ✨ 'I woke up in a cell covered in blood with slashes on my chest from the seat belt impact,' says drink drive teen by Steve Myall, www.mirror.co.uk. November 15, 2016.
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Someone was tapping on the window. ✨ 'I woke up in a cell covered in blood with slashes on my chest from the seat belt impact,' says drink drive teen by Steve Myall, www.mirror.co.uk. November 15, 2016.

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