Whenever I can’t sleep, I like to lie in the darkness and pretend I’ve…

Chuck Klosterman
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Whenever I can’t sleep, I like to lie in the darkness and pretend I’ve been assassinated. I’ve found this is the best way to get comfortable. I imagine I’m in the coffin at my funeral, and people from my past are walking by my corpse and making comments about my demise. ✨ Chuck Klosterman (2013). Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs, p.199, Faber & Faber
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