Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, …

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Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart. ✨ Dave Barry (2009). Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus, p.104, Ballantine Books
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Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart. ✨ Dave Barry (2009). Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus, p.104, Ballantine Books

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