normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom…

Dave Barry
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normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't get peanut butter on sheets. ✨ Dave Barry (2001). All the Dave Barry you could ever want: four classic books in one from America's foremost humorist
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