On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, ca…

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On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that also motivates men to observe anniversaries and birthdays-fear. ✨ Dave Barry (2007). Dave Barry's History of the Millennium (So Far), p.89, Penguin
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On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that also motivates men to observe anniversaries and birthdays-fear. ✨ Dave Barry (2007). Dave Barry's History of the Millennium (So Far), p.89, Penguin

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