Tucker MaxThe devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for. ✨ Tucker Max (2011). Assholes Finish First, p.321, Simon and Sc… ▶361Love
Tucker MaxMen will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.372Humanity
Tucker MaxThe great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them377Philosophy
Tucker MaxLadies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for you. Men don't do anything-create art, build businesses, donat… ▶377DeathHumanityLife
Tucker MaxI stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off. ✨ Tucker Max (2011). I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, p… ▶344HopeLove
Tucker MaxEven if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party. ✨ Q&A: Bad Boy Author Tucker Max Makes a Movie and Survives, So Far. Interview with Brad … ▶356Life
Tucker MaxAnything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art. ✨ Interview with Jeremy Berger, www.askmen.com.323HumanityReflection
Tucker MaxI could never kill myself. What if it doesn't work. Then I'll have failed at the only thing that could save me from my failures. Where do you go from there? ✨ Tucker Max (20… ▶367Reading
Tucker MaxYou look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note. ✨ Tucker Max (2012). Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Leftovers, p.18, Blue Heeler Books<… ▶312HumanityReading
Tucker MaxMotherfucker. She leaves me no choice. Now I have to break her self-esteem, sleep with her and steal the shirt. ✨ Tucker Max (2011). Assholes Finish First, p.10, Simon and S… ▶324Death
Tucker MaxI've never really had a media edifice supporting me.281Truth
Tucker MaxI've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.314Hope
Tucker MaxI'm never going to be Tolstoy.3710Humor
Tucker MaxIf people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people. ✨ Tucker Max (2011). Assholes Finish F… ▶347Humanity
Tucker MaxI’ve heard 14 year old meth addicted thai prostitutes say more prescient things than the woman that was supposedly a “professor3710Reflection
Tucker MaxThe Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't. ✨ How This Bestselling Writer Is Changing The Rules Of The Publishing I… ▶3610Love
Tucker MaxCorporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.317Reflection
Tucker MaxCritics stopped being relevant when they stopped writing to inform and contextualize, and when they started writing to signal who they are, to display their identity by their stan… ▶296Love
Tucker MaxI think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore.307HumanityThought
Tucker MaxI never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't… ▶3310DeathThought
Tucker MaxIf you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How?… ▶319Humanity
Tucker MaxIf your parents ignored you, or if they are just not emotionally available, or if they yell a lot, that is a type of trauma.264Life
Tucker MaxI'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester. ✨ Q&A: Bad Boy Author Tucker Max Makes a Movie and Surv… ▶308Humanity
Tucker MaxI have tons of fans in Canada. I've sold hundreds of thousands of books there.319Reading
Tucker MaxThere are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends. ✨ Tucker Max (2011). I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, p.24, Citadel286Hope
Tucker MaxI take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It's perfect.231Truth
Tucker MaxYes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but everyone forgets the second half of that quote: the road to heaven is paved with good actions.221Hope
Tucker MaxTwo girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.265Thought
Tucker MaxNo one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.277Politics
Tucker MaxAnd I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my expe… ▶3010LifeLove
