Motherfucker. She leaves me no choice. Now I have to break her self-es…

Tucker Max
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Motherfucker. She leaves me no choice. Now I have to break her self-esteem, sleep with her and steal the shirt. ✨ Tucker Max (2011). Assholes Finish First, p.10, Simon and Schuster
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