John CandyI thought to myself, Join the army! It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds. ✨ Fictional character: Dewey Oxburger (Ox). Stripes, www.imdb.com. June 26… ▶371Thought
John CandyI know what I have to do if I want to lose weight and stay healthy: eat a proper diet and exercise. All I've got to do is apply it.362Death
John CandyYou know, the finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home.343Death
John CandyI think I may have become an actor to hide from myself. You can escape into a character. ✨ Personal Quotes/ Biography. www.imdb.com.356Thought
John CandyHey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I… ▶301Time
John CandyLike your job. Love your wife.338Love
John CandyI'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend! ✨ Fictional character: Barf. Spaceballs, www.imdb.com. 1987.349Humanity
John CandySix bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago. ✨ Fictional character: Del Griffith. Planes, Trains & Automobiles, www.imdb.com. November 25, 1987.239Sadness
John CandyI don't watch my movies. I just get too critical of myself.133Life
John CandyI did the 'Tonight Show' once, and I choked up. I get intimidated.147Reading