Andy SambergA sign now of success with a certain audience when you do a short comedy piece, anywhere, is that it gets on YouTube and gets around. It's always something you're thinking about u… ▶372DeathHumorThought
Andy SambergI'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling.351Hope
Andy SambergWell, basically, when you get SNL, everyone wants to take a meeting, just in case you end up being good. ✨ Interview with Kyle Ryan, www.avclub.com. August 01, 2007.376Love
Andy SambergI used to stay up at night and sneak into the TV room, past my parents, who were asleep, to watch Saturday Night's 'Main Event.' That's how I started watching SNL. On accident.378Time
Andy SambergIf I was any more on edge, I'd be Bono. ✨ TV Series The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Andy Samberg/Kevin Durant/Kenny Chesney, 2014), www.imdb.com. (2014–).335Death
Andy SambergIf I watch an episode of SNL, and there's one thing that I liked, then that's a good episode. ✨ Interview with Kyle Ryan, www.avclub.com. August 1, 2007.337Sadness
Andy SambergObviously, SNL has a lot of viewers, but the potential for a movie is through the roof. ✨ Interview with Kyle Ryan, www.avclub.com. August 1, 2007.272Love
Andy SambergIt's weird to have people so interested in your personal life. It's a part of the business that grosses me out. I'm always bummed out for people who just happen to be dating a cel… ▶338HumanityLife
Andy SambergClass Day is a terrible name for a day when you don't have to go to any class.294Reading
Andy SambergI've always felt that if something is polarizing, that's usually the stuff I like the most. If something is taking a chance and is willing to be weird, that's my favorite thing. I… ▶3410Thought
Andy SambergThat is a strange phenomenon, people pretending to be other people. ✨ Interview with Kyle Ryan, www.avclub.com. August 01, 2007.284Humanity
Andy SambergYou are graduating from college. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. No, that's wrong. This is the last day of the first day of school. Nope, that'… ▶274Life
Andy SambergNo matter how much it's growing, the Internet still is a pretty specific demographic. It doesn't necessarily represent the general populace. ✨ Interview with Kyle Ryan, www.… ▶201Time
Andy SambergI too turned to Webster's Dictionary and it defined Harvard University as a season for gathering crops.267Time
Andy SambergI didn't realize how much people liked to bash SNL until I was on. I've always just liked it, and I've always watched it and been into it. ✨ Interview with Kyle Ryan, www.av… ▶2810Humanity
Andy SambergIt’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't funny. It makes me crazy. I find it disgusting … ▶192HumorTime
Andy SambergIf had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a lot when you're dealing with pennies. ✨ Biography/… ▶269Sadness
Andy SambergI like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.178Humor
