I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.
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- That is a strange phenomenon, people pretending to be other people. β¨ Interview with Kyle Ryan, www.avclub.com. August 01, 2007.
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- Itβs crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't funny. It makes me crazy. I find it disgusting and offensive every β¦ βΆ
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