Guns are always the best method for a private suicide. They are more s…

P. J. O'Rourke
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Guns are always the best method for a private suicide. They are more stylish looking than single-edged razor blades and natural gas has got so expensive. Drugs are too chancy. You might miscalculate the dosage and just have a good time. ✨ P. J. O'Rourke (2007). Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People, p.223, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
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