Drew CareyI'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwis… ▶371HumorReading
Drew CareyI don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck. ✨ Stand-Up Guy. Interview with Nick Gillespie, Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November 1, 1997.351Life
Drew CareyI love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there. ✨ Stand-Up Guy. Interview with Nick Gillespie & Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November 1, 1997.362HumanityLove
Drew CareyI've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and… ▶374HopeHumor
Drew CareyNevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you. ✨ Stand-Up Guy. Interview with Nick Gillespie & S… ▶374Politics
Drew CareyI see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'341Thought
Drew CareyI don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge.364HumanityHumorTime
Drew CareyThe easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time.364DeathReadingTime
Drew CareyLiquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now. ✨ Stand-Up Guy. Interview with N… ▶353Hope
Drew CareyThere's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's face practically in the whole room. There's no ca… ▶321Humor
Drew CareyI love doing 'The Price is Right.' It's so much fun. I love meeting everybody and giving out prizes, especially when it's not my money. It's really a happy place, and everybody is… ▶365Love
Drew CareyI wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian. ✨ Stand-Up Guy. Interview with Nick Gillespie and Steve Kurtz, reason.com. Novemb… ▶377Life
Drew CareyTV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to w… ▶366DeathHumor
Drew CareyEven when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.355Humanity
Drew CareyThe first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them. ✨ Stand-Up Guy. Interview with Nick Gillespie & Steve Kurtz, reason.c… ▶377Sadness
Drew CareyThings don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.356Truth
Drew CareyI am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate… ▶345LoveThoughtTime
Drew CareyGreen Screen was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going. ✨ Drew Carey remembers when The Tonight Show really meant som… ▶323Life
Drew CareySome people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better. ✨ Stand-Up Guy. Interview with Nick Gillespie and Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November 1997.345Humanity
Drew CareyI looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun. ✨ Biography/Per… ▶368Life
Drew CareyI don't know what people are going to think of my stand-up. If you only know me from 'The Price Is Right' and 'The Drew Carey Show,' then you might be a little bit shocked. I'm a … ▶325HumanityThought
Drew CareyWhat also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously. ✨ Stand-Up Guy. Interview with Nick Gillespie & Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November 1, 1997.3710Sadness
Drew CareyI just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson. ✨ Drew Carey remembers when The Tonight Sho… ▶303HumanityHumor
Drew CareyOh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.303Sadness
Drew CareyWhen I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show. ✨ Stand-Up Guy. Interview with Nick Gillespie & Steve Kurtz, re… ▶3610Truth
Drew CareyReality shows always look for the worst people.315HumanityTruth
Drew CareyEverybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures. ✨ Stand-Up Guy. Interview with Nick Gillespie and Steven Kurtz, reason.com. November 1997.271Love
Drew CareyI don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid. ✨ Stand-Up Guy. Interview with Nick Gillespie & Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November 1, 1997.293Humor
Drew CareyThe difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.349Reading
Drew CareyThe hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don't feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you don't have energy for anything. It's… ▶283DeathLife
