I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid. ✨ Stand-Up Guy. In…

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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid. ✨ Stand-Up Guy. Interview with Nick Gillespie & Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November 1, 1997.
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