If Congress were to pass a 'flat' tax, you'd simply pay a fixed percen…

Dave Barry
358 citations
If Congress were to pass a 'flat' tax, you'd simply pay a fixed percentage of your income, and you wouldn't have to fill out any complicated forms, and there would be no loopholes for politically connected groups, and normal people would actually understand the tax laws, and giant talking broccoli stalks would come around and mow your lawn for free, because Congress is NOT going to pass a flat tax, you pathetic fool.
Humanity Politics
16

More Author Quotes

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. ✨ Dave Barry (2013). My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me F … ▶
Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain. ✨ Dave Barry (2011). Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down, p.60, B … ▶
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes to get a beer. ✨ Boogers Are My Beat. Book by Dave Barry, September … ▶
A critical function that we journalists perform at political conventions is to try to get into parties that we have not been invited to. There are dozens of these parties, sponsored by large corporat … ▶
Why don’t you lift the end?” said Alf. “It’s me back, Alf,” complained Mack. “You know how it troubles me.” “No more than mine troubles me,” said Alf. “But I said it first,” said Mack.

More Author Quotes

Most Cited Authors

The Best Quotes

Most Liked Authors

Curated Author Quotes