My point here, young couples, is that baby-having is extremely serious…

Dave Barry
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My point here, young couples, is that baby-having is extremely serious business, and you probably don't have the vaguest idea what you're doing, as is evidenced by the fact that you're reading a very sloppy and poorly researched book. ✨ Dave Barry (1984). Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have Around the Home, p.2, Rodale
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