All these people helped make this book possible. But let me make one t…

Dave Barry
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All these people helped make this book possible. But let me make one thing clear: If there are any errors or omissions in this book, these people are not responsible. In the end, there is only one person responsible for what I write, and that person, of course, is: Donald Trump. ✨ Dave Barry (2009). Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus, p.10, Ballantine Books
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