Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with t…

Dave Barry
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Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.
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