To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than…

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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. ✨ Dave Barry (2013). My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old: and Other Thoughts on Parenting from Dave Barry, p.73, Andrews McMeel Publishing
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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. ✨ Dave Barry (2013). My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old: and Other Thoughts on Parenting from Dave Barry, p.73, Andrews McMeel Publishing

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