Fuzzy ZoellerYou've got to have the guts to not be afraid to screw up. The guys who win are the ones who are not afraid to mess up. And that comes right from the heart.374Love
Fuzzy ZoellerI accept the fact that I'm going to miss it sometimes. I just hope I miss it where I can find it.354HopeTimeTruth
Fuzzy ZoellerThat little boy is driving well and he's putting well. He's doing everything it takes to win. So, you know what you guys do when he gets in here? You pat him on the back and say c… ▶312Truth
Fuzzy ZoellerBecause you pray after you play.367Time
Fuzzy ZoellerWhat the hell, I paid my dues. ✨ Sergio Garcia and the Lifespan of an Offensive Remark by Ian Crouch, www.newyorker.com. May 25, 2013.301Life
Fuzzy ZoellerI never had any thought the whole week. I figured my caddie [Jerry Beard] knew the course a lot better than me, so I put out my hand and played whatever club he put in it. I'd say… ▶379DeathThought
Fuzzy ZoellerLife is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff.336Life
Fuzzy ZoellerI hope everybody's had fun, because I've enjoyed my ride. I can tell you that. Now it's time to step aside and let some other young kid come in and win. Hopefully, they will, too.369HopeTime
Fuzzy ZoellerI wasn't sure I'd ever win again. Every time I got close, somebody seemed to play a little better.3510Time
Fuzzy ZoellerGolf isn't first on my list anymore. There are a lot of things ahead of golf and I have to go ahead and do those things so I can play golf. I'm tired of hurting. Tired of fighting… ▶317Sadness
Fuzzy ZoellerI think I can be competitive. Heck, anybody who can walk to the first tee here has a chance.231Thought
Fuzzy ZoellerVodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.299SadnessThought
Fuzzy ZoellerI've never been to heaven and, thinking back on my life, I probably won't get a chance to go. I guess the Masters is as close as I'm going to get.212LifeThought
Fuzzy ZoellerIt's fun when the ball is going in the hole and things are going right, but it's a miserable game when things aren't going well.212Reflection
Fuzzy ZoellerThe greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.224Death
Fuzzy ZoellerArnie, you're going to have to buy a bigger jet.236Sadness
Fuzzy ZoellerA lot of amateurs are terrified of going up against a player who is clearly better than they are. They never play their best, because they aren't comfortable. There's one surefire… ▶184Politics
Fuzzy ZoellerI might not come home with hardware, but I'm winning.207Reading
Fuzzy ZoellerNewspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.186Humanity
Fuzzy ZoellerAt the British Open, I had my opportunities, but the ball just didn't want to go in the hole on the back nine.198Politics
Fuzzy ZoellerEverybody saying you can't do this, you can't do that. I don't know why. Guess if you listen to it, you can convince yourself of it.133Truth
Fuzzy ZoellerI hate golf to be tricked up. To me it's a fun game.166Politics
Fuzzy ZoellerI'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real… ▶159Life
Fuzzy ZoellerThere are days when I can hear men tying their shoe laces in the gallery.1310Truth
