The Muslims observe their Sabbath on Friday, the Jews observe on Satur…

George Carlin
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The Muslims observe their Sabbath on Friday, the Jews observe on Saturday, and the Christians on Sunday. By the time Monday rolls around God is completely f***in' worn out.
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