What did one say to a stalker? Um, pardon me, Mr.Stalker, but could yo…

Darynda Jones
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What did one say to a stalker? Um, pardon me, Mr.Stalker, but could you, like, not? ✨ Darynda Jones (2012). Death and the Girl Next Door, p.37, St. Martin's Griffin
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