If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him. ✨ George…

George Carlin
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If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him. ✨ George Carlin (2015). 3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, p.86, Hachette UK
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