Frankie BoyleI feel sorry for Obama because he's still got to fight the innate racism of Americans. I mean, did you see his first speech, when he got made President and they put all that bulle… ▶372Thought
Frankie BoyleDo you think George Bush actually knows who Gordon Brown is? He probably just thinks Tony Blair's put on weight and had a mild stroke.373Thought
Frankie BoyleIt's good they're holding the Olympics in the East End of London. Means the athletes will have to use extra skill to work out which gunshot is the starting pistol.374Politics
Frankie BoyleBisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems - as they are both a man and a great big pussy.365Thought
Frankie BoyleThey're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them. What's Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags.317Humanity
Frankie BoyleI would have loved to have had a gay dad. At school, there were always kids saying 'my dad is bigger than your dad, my dad will batter your dad!' So what? My dad will shag your da… ▶252Love
Frankie BoyleScientists have just built the world's biggest supercollider, and they're doing experiments to see what makes up protons. I hope that if the experiment's successful, the whole of … ▶268HopeTruth
Frankie BoyleWe don't live in a shared reality, we each live in a reality of our own, and causing upset is often the price of trying to reach each other. It's always easier to dismiss other pe… ▶172HumanityTimeTruth
Frankie BoyleFor 3 Million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person. ✨ TV Series Mock the Week, (2005- ).153Reading
Frankie BoyleNobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot, but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist! ✨ Frankie Boyle Live, 2008.187Thought
Frankie BoyleIf Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.143Philosophy
Frankie BoyleI want to trace my father, could you suggest a good marker pen?2010Thought
Frankie BoyleI guess we were kinda poor when we were kids, but we didn't know it. That's because my dad always refused to let us look at the family's financial records.133Hope
Frankie BoylePolitical correctness has changed everything. People forget that political correctness used to be called spastic gay talk.134HumanityPoliticsTime
Frankie BoyleBarack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods.169Thought
