I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up ea…

Jim Gaffigan
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I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or acting like you know what you're doing.
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I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or acting like you know what you're doing.

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