Adam Rex...Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.351Humanity
Adam RexThe United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much. ✨ Adam Rex (2013). The True Meaning of Smekday, p.7, A&C Black373HumorPhilosophyPolitics
Adam RexThere was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always kno… ▶353DeathPhilosophyTruth
Adam RexFor the gentle werelibrarian, who's strictly vegetarian, there's nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER332Humanity
Adam RexSejal had not thought of her home, or of India as a whole, as cool. She was dimly aware, however, of a white Westerner habit of wearing other cultures like T-shirts—the sticker bi… ▶315Thought
Adam RexThe Boov frowned. 'Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work. If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work? 283DeathPhilosophyTruth
Adam RexWe could have made it to the Arizona border in a few more hours if we hadn't been distracting each other with stupid little arguments. Don't get me wrong; I liked J.Lo fine. I've … ▶252PhilosophyTruth
Adam RexIs there a short-eared koobish, then?' Mmmyes ...' said J.Lo. 'But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.' We had conversations like thes… ▶274Time
Adam RexWherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.319Truth
Adam RexWhat part of Canada are you from, honey? THE LEFT PART, said Jay.264Love
Adam RexYou can do terrible things when you don't know who you are.309Reflection
Adam RexAs far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.222Reading
Adam RexI've been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda... I should be a video game.246Hope
Adam Rex[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. 'It's not a police car,' I said. 'It is,' said J.Lo. 'Looknow. Lights for flashing.' 'That's true.' 'Writing on the sides.' 'Yeah, but the w… ▶258Truth
Adam RexI spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G. Sausages. ✨ Adam Rex (2013). The True Meaning of Smekday, p.73, A&C Black183PhilosophyTruth
Adam RexThen it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't. ✨ Jeramey Kraatz, Adam Rex, Adam Jay Epstei… ▶2510Reading
Adam RexYOU have no room to laugh, that's all. I'm not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.' Get off of the car,' J.Lo huffed. 'I am an English superstar.' Uh-uh. There… ▶216HumorPhilosophyTruth
Adam RexCan I see some ID? WE DON'T HAVE ID, said Jay, loudly. 'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN. WE DON'T USE ID...THERE. AND THAT'S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. 'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN. Doug stiffened. Jay … ▶131Humor
Adam RexThey can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean? ✨ Adam Rex (2010). Fat Vampire: A N… ▶186Death
Adam RexWe found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.' 'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use. ✨ Adam Rex (2013). The True Meaning… ▶209PhilosophyTruth
