The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirt…

Adam Rex
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The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much. ✨ Adam Rex (2013). The True Meaning of Smekday, p.7, A&C Black
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The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much. ✨ Adam Rex (2013). The True Meaning of Smekday, p.7, A&C Black

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