Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think t…

Jim Gaffigan
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Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that. ✨ FaceBook post byJim Gaffigan from Oct 19, 2012
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