SAT tests are designed by huge panels of experts in education and psyc…

Dave Barry
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SAT tests are designed by huge panels of experts in education and psychology who work for years to design tests in which not one single question measures any bit of knowledge that anyone might actually need in the real world. We should applaud kids for getting lower scores. ✨ Dave Barry (2001). My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old and Other Thoug, p.37, Andrews McMeel Publishing
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