The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through str…

Dave Barry
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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. ✨ Dave Barry (2010). Dave Barry's Greatest Hits, p.166, Ballantine Books
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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. ✨ Dave Barry (2010). Dave Barry's Greatest Hits, p.166, Ballantine Books

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